Pick the month (number) you were born in:
1----i humped
2----i punched
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i gave my number to
6----i murdered
7----i shot
8----i gave a lap dance to
9----i fell in love with
10--i had sex with
11--i bitched at
12--i choked on



Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------A homeless guy
2-------your mom
3-------a banana
4-------a game cube
5-------a cat
6-------my neigbor
7-------a ninja
8-------an ipod
9-------my brother
10------a baby
11------my dog
12------a pickle
13------the computer
14------a football player
15------Mike Jones
16------a stuffed animal
17------my best friends boyfriend
18------a tree
19------my dad
20------myself
21------a permenant marker
22------a slut
23------a condom
24-------my psychologist
25------a policeman
26------a gangbanger
27------my sister
28------a baseball bat
29------a dvd player
30------a doll
31------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual.
Red--------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want
Green------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Purple------Because Im naked.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because I hate myself.
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Teal-------Because Im in luv with a strip'r
Other-------Because Im on crack